plan:

          to take over the VAX!

And introducing the plan file from Hell...

he flexed his muscles to keep his flock of sheep in line
he made a virus that would kill off all the swine
his perfect kingdom of killing, suffering and pain
demands devotion atrocities done in his name
your god is dead and no one cares
drowning in his own hypocrisy
and if there is a hell i will see you there          -NIN

I'm the villian in this fucking story! -JTHM

Condemning her to an eternity in Hell, just because she turned you down...
that's a really shitty thing to do. -Death

They talk of me going around and buying souls, like a fishwife come market day,
never stopping to ask themselves why.  I need no souls.  And how can anyone
own a soul?  No.  They belong to themselves to themselves...They just hate to
have to face up to it. -Lucifer Morningstar

I know lots of things. People think I don't, but I really do. I know more
about us than any of us. That is just one of the things I know. I just don't
know where my doggy is... -Delirium

Death is before me today:
Like the recovery of a sick man,
Like going forth into a garden after sickness.
Death is before me today:
Like the odor of myrrh,
Like sitting under a sail in a good wind.
Death is before me today:
Like the course of a stream,
Like the return of a man from the war-galley to his house.
Death is before me today:
Like the home that a man longs to see,
After years spent as a captive.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil, for I am
the meanest sonofabitch in the valley.

And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest
blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' -Armaments, 2:9,10

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist,
a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the
God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you
don't believe?" -Quentin Crisp

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -Mark Twain

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions. (This is not actually
true.  The road to Hell is paved with frozen door-to-door salesmen.  On
weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it.) -Good Omens

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I can, 
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people who pissed me off.

God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game
of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of
any of the other players (i.e., everybody), to being involved in an
obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank
cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules,
and who *smiles all the time.* -Good Omens

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor
And when I die I expect to find Him laughing        -Depeche Mode

Visit my webpage at http://www.angelfire.com/ca/goffchick

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly
what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear
and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.  There
is another theory which states that this has already happened. -Douglas Adams

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. -George Carlin

Half a pound of heroin, half a pound of treakle, that's the way the story goes,
out comes the evil. -Lords of Acid

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.

When you dream, sometimes you remember.  When you wake,
you always forget. -Dream

The difference between Reality and Fiction, is that Fiction has to
make sense. -Tom Clancy

Stop the world.  I want to get off.

Does gravity really exist, or does the Earth just suck?

The four basic food groups are: meat, salt, sugar, and garlic.

What's so civil about war anyway? -Guns and Roses

Make love not war.  No wait, make war.  It's safer.

A two-sided coin: destruction is needed.  Nothing new can exist without
destroying the old. -Destruction

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Q.  Doctor, how many autopsies have you peformed on dead people?
A.  All my autopsies have been performed on dead people.

I sometimes feel that I'm impersonating the dark unconscious of the whole
human race.  I know this sounds sick, but I love it. -Vincent Price

I liked things better when I didn't understand them. -Calvin

don't open your eyes you won't like what you see
the devils of truth steal the souls of the free
don't open your eyes take it from me
i have found
you can find
happiness in slavery          -NIN

My shoes are too tight. But it doesn't matter, because I have forgotten how
to dance. -Londo Mulari

My computer is the bastard son of a calculator and a Pentium.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. (for best results, use a Pentium)

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.

My software never has bugs.  It just develops random features.

Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....

It's just I might get easily distracted, and I get lost kind of easily, and
sometimes I have really bad days...when, you know, I just want to hide or
scream or bleed or something... -Delirium

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Silly shaped multicolored slinkies are a good thing...  Mine is helping keep my
sanity, or lack thereof, intact.

Visit my web page at http://students.vassar.edu/~fltrover/del/ (shameless
plug! shameless plug!)

As much as I hate to admit this, I think I'm emotionally stable -Heidi Osmosis

i have lived so many lives all in my head -NIN

I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...

Ohhh... "sniff"... I wish... I wish someone would just switch me off and...fix
me.  Bunny?  "Yes, Nny?"  I'm not happy. -JTHM

And if everyone was jumping off a cliff, would you follow them in that too?
Follow them?  Hell, I'd be leading!

Human beings are the creatures of desire. They twist and bend as I require
it. -Desire

NO! NO! I haven't the time to acknowledge your questions. Presumtuous
bloodsacks. -Tess

don't take it away from me.
i need someone to hold on to.
don't take it away from me.
i need someone to hold on to.          -NIN

Hold on to what you want, hold on to what you have
Hold on to where you are, hold on to where...
I face the change, I've tasted pain, digging a hole, now take the blame
I fell aside, I cast away, covered in shame, now take the blame
                -Gravity Kills

i didn't want another fuck-ed up broken down reason for me to die
                -Sister Machine Gun

You were my light, my life, my love
In the darkness of my sin
You were the shining hope
In my world of despair
You were my inspiration
In a graveyard of the soul
You were the fire that thawed me
In a world of eternal cold

And now you're gone
And it's dark as sin
It's black as despair
Bleak forevermore
My soul has died
Never to be reborn
The fire has been quenched
And I'm left in the dark
Alone.

I want you.  I want your high spots.  I want everything that's made you happy
and everything that's hurt you bad.  I want your first girl.  I want that
shiny bicycle.  I want that licking.  I want that pinhole camera.  I want
your mother's death.  I want the blue sky filled with stars.  I want your
blood on the cobblestones.  I want Mildred's mouth.  I want the first picture
you sold.  I want the lights of Chicago.  I want the gin.  I want Gwen's hands.
I want your wanting me.  I want your life.  Feed me, baby, feed me.
                -The Girl with the Hungry Eyes by Fritz Lieber

Take your cigarette from its holder,
And burn your initials in my shoulder.
Fracture my spine,
And swear that you're mine,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.
                -Tom Lehrer

If Feminism is feminine theory, what is masculine theory?  Masochism?  If so,
I don't think I'm a Feminist.

Beware the green dragon on your doorstep. -Bela Lugosi

she's drunk
she's drunk
she's drunk
she's in my bed

D'you get scared to feel so much?
To let somebody touch you?
So hot, so cold, so far so out of control
Hard to come by, harder to hold           -Sisters of Mercy

Ok, so I just have this *little* thing for leather...

Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.

Loving someone was okay, and fucking someone wasn't bad either.  But if you did
both with the same person, it gave them too much power over you; it let them
plunge their shaping hands into your personality, gave them a share of your
soul.             -Poppy Z. Brite, Drawing Blood

Swords and axes and crossbows, oh my!

Mommy! There's a monster under my bed!
Make him come out and play... I'm scaring him.

Demons are a Ghouls best Fiend.

Always cross a vampire, but never moon a werewolf.

Carpe Noctem.

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You lived what anybody gets. You got a lifetime. -Death

Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby?
Pugsley: We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him.
Wednesday: Especially his head.

I feel good when things are going wrong, I only listen to the sad sad songs,
I'm only happy when it rains, I only smile in the dark,
my only comfort is the night gone black, I didn't accidentally tell you that,
I'm only happy when it rains.          -Garbage

He's sitting in their family room, wondering if he has the courage physically
to end it. He doesn't. Isn't it beautiful? -Despair

Two, ten, eleven.  Eyes, fingers, toes. -Gomez

"That better be white candle wax you're dripping on me--the black candles
leave stains..."

"Do we have to take our boots off to screw?"

"Time for the leather and whip cream sweetie"

Once you go black, you never come back...

Visit my yet other web page at http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Lair/4098
(yes, I am just slightly obsessive)

I fancy your neck.

You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four
in the freezer.

You gave me live flowers, how tacky.

You're not weird enough.

You wore pink last Tuesday. Get out of my sight.

Well, G'night!!  Don't let the flesh eating demon bed babies bite!!! -JTHM

And now for something completely different...

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And if you looked all that up, I'm impressed (and a little worried
about you...)

From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were-I have not seen
As others saw-I could not bring
My passions from a common spring.
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow; I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone;
And all I lov'd, *I* lov'd alone.
*Then*-in my childhood-in the dawn
Of a most stormy life-was drawn
From ev'ry depth of good and ill
The mystery that binds me still:
From the torrent, or the fountain,
From the red cliff of the mountain,
From the sun that 'round me roll'd
In its autumn tint of gold-
From the lightning in the sky
As it pass'd me flying by-
From the thunder and the storm,
And the cloud that took the form
(When the rest of Heaven was blue)
Of a demon in my view.          -Edgar Allan Poe

does the sun renounce it's kingdom
as the shadows fall
does a fool rejoice in wisdom
when the raven calls
do you embrace the dancing clayman
as he tears your flesh
do you hear the souls screaming
in the serpent's mesh
                -The Tea Party

One for sorrow
Two for joy
Three for a girl
Four for a boy
Five for silver
Six for gold
And seven for a secret
That's never been told

I dreamed a dream once.
I know not why-
A dark cold world,
A winter sky,
Of leafless trees,
And barren ground,
From the hilltops
Not a soul found.
A pitch black lake,
A garden fire,
Sole witnesses
To the funeral pyre-
And above me I saw a blood red sky-
And below me all the dreamers died.

If you don't already know where I live, you aren't finding it out here.  So
sue me, I'm just slightly paranoid.  Besides, I'm much more likely to talk
to just about anyone over the computer anyway...

And just to prove how *really* paranoid I am:

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